"A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person."
Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)

Could use me a swisher, some vodka and a little later curfew!!:)

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

rosaparking:

im honestly sooooooooooooo cute and anyone who doesnt give me attention is missing out